
Category: London life


We need to talk about my superior levels of clumsiness.

We need to talk about spring. Because spring means showtime and it’s making me nervous.

We need to talk about Betty’s haircut

The trials of being new to the tube

On calorific weekends and welly wearing

On different kinds of shite

On not feeling very ‘together’…

Seeing in 2019 and feeling far from fresh

“I’ll come running,” I said, before remembering I can’t errrr….run.

Hitting the gym. And maybe the hay…

We need to talk about poo bags

Actually making the move: traumatic
